Okay, it is a horror story for coffee drinkers.
You know when you go into a restaurant and want that cup of coffee as you browse the lunch menu?
Well, the menu at this Mexican Restaurant (name withheld to protect the restaurant) had coffee listed, but when ordered the waitress says “We No Have Coffee”. That was the scary part of the story. As you can see, iced tea was ordered instead.
Most restaurants end up closing when they ‘No Have Coffee’ …unless they are next to a Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts – then you say, “I will be right back” (and return with a coffee).
Put a We Got Coffee sign on your restaurant door and you will stay in business forever.