Funny Coffee Horoscopes

Coffee Horoscope – Gemini

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You will receive a large number of invitations to meet at a Starbucks – some from people you don’t know well. We don’t recommend passing on these invitations. Think of the free coffee! You enjoy being around people drinking coffee, but today you might be better off hanging with the decaf crowd. Don’t wear white this week – you have a good chance of being in the vicinity of a coffee spill. Wednesday could be your lucky day, if you start it with a cappuccino and an espresso shot. Look for a raise or a new tape dispenser at work this week.

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