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Stupid Gift Ideas for Smart People

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Posted: 10/1 5:48 AM EST   |   Online Coffee Store

Dying to get a most unusual Christmas gift this year, but you are stumped on what to get that special someone?

We have collected a few of the favorite odd-ball gift ideas you can get for the rare smart person in your collective group of friends, or unfortunate family members.

Go on, get them something that shows how much you care by getting them the most stupid gift.


The Santa Butt Pillow

The Fart. This super plush, ultra soft, Santa Bootie is your brand new, favorite Pillow! You can snuggle up to him by the fireplace, leave him on display for your annual Holiday bash. Guests will be enamored by the their desire to squeeze Santa's Bum. Children will also be drawn to the Christmas cheeks. They can toss it, hang it on the tree, or wear it as a neck garment. This Pillow serves it's ultimate function as a travel pillow. The plump yet firm legs make for great neck support and that notorious rear end makes for the most comfortable head rest imaginable. All in all, this is a super comfortable Pillow, but I haven't even gotten to the best part, this Pillow also FARTS! Santa's Bootie Farts when you press the button on his foot. Hear loud gassy sounds followed by a Santa wisecrack. You'll love when he shouts, "Smells like Christmas!," and, "Oh Rudolph, what did you eat?!" ing Santa Butt Plush Pillow


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Hours of Office Fun with the Sound Effect Pickle

Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickles to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn. At last, the yodeling pickle you've been waiting for. With a mere press of a button (yes, it has a button) this little pickle will yodel its heart out. You'll think you're in the Swiss Alps listening to a yodeling pickle.


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The Funny and Dumb Coffee Gift

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet? This silly toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12 -ounces of your favorite hot beverage and will make your co-workers do a double take. The hand-painted Toilet Mug makes a great gag gift for any coffee or tea lover and will gross out anyone who has a weak stomach.


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Freak Out Your Friend in their NEW Digs!

"Sugar! Give me sugar!" Roaches love your sweets! Scatter them about to creep out party goers, neighbors, family members, even pets with a bag of brown, rubber, roaches with life like detail. Also good for accessorizing that bugged out costume.


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Man’s Favorite Scent!

Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.


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Car Bacon Scent

This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4" (10.2 cm) tall.


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