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Coffee Horoscope – Aries

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Coffee, Coffee, Coffee – that’s what you’ll want this month, and you’re sure to get it, too. Singles will enjoy a work-related latte, while married Aries can expect EXTRA FOAM from their adoring mate. Home brewing will get your great happiness. Expect a gift from an old friend so hold off on getting that new espresso machine. You will receive great spiritual connection during the cappuccino you drink Thursday.

Aries Coffee Personality Traits –

An Aries LOVES to be first in line at the coffee shop. They prefer their coffee BOLD and STRONG. An Aries will usually be the first to try a new coffee blend, regardless of the price and location. They’ll always be up for the challenge

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