Funny Coffee Horoscopes

Coffee Horoscope – Pisces

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You’re in a latte mode today – mild calm and relaxed. Coffee friends will stay alert and back you in case of trouble. Let your day take a natural course – no need for the flavored coffee – go all natural! The more you try to enhance the situation, the more trouble you could cause. Don’t obsess about the calories in that Double Java Chunk Chip Cappuccino you had over the weekend. You deserved it.

Pisces Coffee Personality Traits

The Enya fan in the zodiac chart. A favorite blend of coffee is the mysterious Pixie Dust Blend. Their spiritual and worldly personality will always show over a quiet gathering at the espresso drinking party. Their favorite way of describing a great coffee will often sound like a romantic Percy Shelley poem.

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