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Coffee Horoscope – Scorpio

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A rush of energy from the Monday morning espresso will have you quite productive at work. You will feel the urge to let a friend borrow a cup of coffee – your friendship will blossom. You will not be able to resist the urge to order the NEW Starbucks coffee, regardless of the price. It won’t break the bank – so go for it!

Stay away from a LEO coffee drinker on Friday.

Scorpio Coffee Personality Traits –

The Scorpio is VERY passionate about coffee. They’ll know the coffee blends by region and the recipes for even the most unusual coffee drink. The Scorpio is a water sign, which, as you know, coffee REQUIRES water. High strength and power is a must for Scorpio coffee drinkers.

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