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Coffee Horoscope – Taurus

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The time is right to ask your boss for that double espresso. Good news in your second job hunt – expect to be working at Starbucks sometime this month!! A lost coffee will suddenly turn up, making you very happy. Sometime this month you’ll want to sit down and take a serious look at your obsession with those coffee cup protective sleeves. That late night run to Dunkin Donuts may bring you great pleasure (other than the coffee!) – Go for it!

Taurus Coffee Personality Traits –

Taurus is a natural Earth sign, so they’ll naturally go for the organic fair-trade coffee blends. A Taurus will prefer to drink their coffee outdoors, away from obtrusive industrial settings. The Serene Mountain Blend coffee was made especially for a Taurus.

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